Loyal Subjects:

We have so, so much to speak of. First, we just received the new Knit Wit book by Katie Boyette, which We love. It contains awesome toys with a deliciously evil twist. We have included a pic of the excellent Vampire Panda. Cute, cuddly creatures–which have developed a taste for human flesh. But then, who hasn’t? The Vampire Panda is much like the Chupacrabra. Seem only at a distance by rural farmers who have been nipping a bit too much at the homemade corn whisky. Those who see the V.P. up close? Let’s just say they no longer have eyes to see with, or mouths to talk with. Or even hands to sign with.

Check out the rest of Katie’s fantastical blog, which includes knitted guitars, which are far safer than the ones made of wood. After all, they can cause splinters. Which might bleed, and attract a V.P.:

http://www.etsy.com/listing/57473277/guitar-knitting-pattern?ref=v1_other_1

Now, onto Our Other Very Important Topic. The NEW! HOT! TASTY! Princess Animal Project of the Month. We can only hope you stayed with us during the Panda Escapades, because we’re pleased to announce that the awesome Transition Gloves from Shibui comprises the P.o.t.M. Not only will you be the coolest person on your block for having them, but they’re crazy fun to make and a great introduction to color work. Advanced, you say? Why, slightly, but not too bad, and not for you. You, young knitting jedi, are ready. So ready that We’ll give you 10% off both the pattern and any Shibui color combo should you decide to take it on. That’s how much confidence We have in you. Howsomever, you must mention the secret two words: Frances’ Unmentionables. That will get you the discount.

What are your votes for next month’s P.o.t.M. And oh, how I wish I could string that out to be P.o.t.t.y.M.o.u.t.h.