When We were young–hundreds and hundreds of years ago–back in the 70′s, the comic books we read often had special issues that were origin stories. These detailed how the superhero had come upon (or often was “cursed with”) their awesome superpowers.
So here today, We have decided to tell you how Princess Animal came to be and bless you all with Her Royal Presence.
One day, long ago in the mid-to-late 70′s, two extraordinarily powerful creatures met: Animal from the Muppets, and Man-Bat from DC Comics. There was a veritable explosion of their uncontrollable, unintelligent, inhuman violent man-creature love. And from this union sprang the not-fully-formed Princess Animal, straight from Animal’s head, as Athena was borne from the head of Zeus.
One parent was blessed with mad musical skillz. The other, a strange sonic scream and supernatural hearing. They recognized a shared sartorial taste, both preferring shredded pants and shirts. The result? A bouncing baby monkey. Princess Animal, upon the cusp of her maturation, developed an uncanny sense of craft. Armed only with her needles, her uncontained rage and the most beautiful monkey face in the world, the Princess is taking over, starting with San Francisco. She claims it’s for good, to arm the populace with skillz for the coming Craftopolypse. But are Her real intentions for good…or EEEVILL?
Discuss amongst yourselves.